Carnivorous Jelly Dinosaur
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I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
(Source: estebansraybans)
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Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now
and sometimes you meet someone who can make the
sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes
there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with
and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite
books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove
so it gets burned but you still think it’s delicious anyway.(Source: acutelesbian)
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“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
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George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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I’m seeing a cute girl today.
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(Source: loveisblindanddeaf)
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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
This is PERFECT.
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9 Cats Taking Selfies
Maxximillien